Went to go grab a beer, came back to this… Majestic as fuck.
*opens window and screams* AM I MORE THAN YOUVE BARGAINED FOR YET I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
au where john’s dad and jane’s dad meet up and make dad jokes
What’s this from?
It’s apparently called “Twisted”
A Wicked-style spin on Aladdin, it says.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer
"COME ON BAMBI! DO IT FOR THE VINE!"
"FUCK OFF PRANCER!"
gurl do you speak spanish because i think you are
microsoft word old man dog thing
The Southeast just HAS to be fucking difficult doesn’t it
i’m enjoying it thanks
its way too hot down here help us
SUCK IT UP YOU BABY IT’S EXTREME SUMMER
but i like the coldddd
I saw this in science and I flipped the fuck out
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
rotato faster banana
can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?
yES FEEL TH e SPED
WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY
Are you okay?
who are you to accuse me
GOTTA GO FAST