If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
I always forget that sports anime antagonists aren’t actually evil villains…because it’s just a sport.
[protagonist voice] it’s not just a sport *clenches fists* it’s my life
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
I follow the swearing news, it’s my favourite account.
Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war
This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…
casually going to like this for future reference
petition to change clothing sizes to
XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi
this is funny
like really, really funny
My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.
someone explain please?
My brother didn’t understand why I was laughing so hard
I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.