"It’s a metapod, see"
Pokémon religious beliefs and creation stories
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.
This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.
RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
jesus fucking christ
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
Bam! Omg I’m dying
Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time
#Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper
reblogging for he’d probably give it to Pepper
He’d definitely give at least 12% to pepper
An argument could be made for fifteen.
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
If you’re in Florida and are interested in marching indoor in 2015 please check out REEF Independent. They’re a new line that has gotten a lot of attention and they’re asking anyone who is interested in learning how to play cymbals to join their facebook group. Check em out!
I’d like to add that, from the performance I saw at the PAC exhibition at our Rehearsal site in Dayton, REEF’s an EXCELLENT line. So, to reiterate the above signoff, try checkin’ them out!